Shaq Fu 2K19: Ben Shapiro Edition

(a poem.)

cmug shot; or, "the pictionary clue was 'asshole'"an a youtube debate go so poorly


that its loser gets dunked on hard enough

to drive him down to the earth’s core

at such velocity that the planet’s gravitational center


shifts, tilting toward his dunk-slammed sternum

and compacting him, under the tremendous sudden pressure,

into the shape and rough texture of a diamond?


if so,

then there might be some value to the enterprise

after all

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